ALSORANS

• Bad bets at the track

• Dean et al., in 2004

• Distant finishers

• Dukakis in 1988 and Dole in 1996

• Election losers

• Forbes and Keyes, in 2000

• Late finishers

• Losers

• Losers in a race

• Losing candidates

• Most racers, after the race

• Non-medalists

• Non-medalists, e.g.

• Non-winners

• Perot, Nader, et al.

• Ralph Nader and Ross Perot

• Runners-up

• Second-place finishers

• They didn't win

• They finish back in the pack

• Unsuccessful contenders

• Unsuccessful people

• Unsuccessful types