Trial response?
• [Boo-hoo!]
• 'Alack and alas!'
• Alas!
• I am a complete wreck!
• I'm sunk!
• Life sucks!
• Oh, what am I to do?
• Cry for attention
• Hammy cry
• Melodramatic cry
• Melodramatic lament
• Overdramatic lament
• Quaint complaint
• Sorrowful cry