HODAD

Surfer wannabe, on a Hawaiian beach

• '50s beach bum

• Hawaii Five-O extra

• Amateur on a board

• Beach impostor

• Hanger-on, in surferese

• Nonsurfer at the beach

• Nonsurfer, to a surfer dude

• Poor surfer

• Pretentious nonsurfer

• Pseudo surfer

• Rookie surfer

• Surfer newbie

• Surfer wannabe

• Surfing groupie

• Surfing poser

• Surfing wannabe

• Third-rate surfer

• Waikiki wannabe

• Wannabe surfer