Pretentious nonsurfer
Else clues• '50s beach bum
• Hawaii Five-O extra
• Amateur on a board
• Beach impostor
• Hanger-on, in surferese
• Nonsurfer at the beach
• Nonsurfer, to a surfer dude
• Poor surfer
• Pseudo surfer
• Rookie surfer
• Surfer newbie
• Surfer wannabe
• Surfer wannabe, on a Hawaiian beach
• Surfing groupie
• Surfing poser
• Surfing wannabe
• Third-rate surfer
• Waikiki wannabe
• Wannabe surfer